|1.||Bob the Angry Pedophile|
A pedophile who has extreme rage issues. He tries support groups but only to rid himself of rage.
Bob: Hey kids get in the van I have a puppy
Bob: Get in the van now I have a puppy.
Bob:Get in the god damn van now I have a gun
Bob: Get in the mother fucking van before I blow its head off.
Bob the Angry Pedophile blew the head off the damn puppy.