This will require:

1:Dog
2:large sour pickle
3:Edible lubricant (E.G.- Gravy)

First spread the gravy on the rectum and inside of the rectum of the dog. Then insert the large sour pickle inside of your anus. Then proceed with anal intercourse with the canine until you ejaculate. Then take the large sour pickle out of your anus, use the pickle to wipe of the juices created from intercourse and the gravy, and ingest.

Enjoy

P.S.- If the pickle is to fall out of your anus wile anal intercourse you have created a Jonas brother