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Blurpin is the female version of the Blumpkin, in which a female sits on a toilet and recieves oral sex as she poops.
Dude, I was blurpin my girlfriend when she was texting on the phone.
by Avery199 July 23, 2011
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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