Definition revised, disregard previous definition. A blunkie is: the act of receiving oral sex while relieving oneself of excrement. i.e. getting a blow job while taking a shit anytime anywhere.
Josh decideed to grab a magazine and spend some quality time in the bathroom, when his woman surprised him with a blunkie.
by R & R September 7, 2006
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To become or to be intoxicated
by neutron212 August 22, 2006
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A group of three or more nightskin individuals who appear to be a threat to society
See that blunky over there? Those nightskins are probably gonna jump us and smoke reefer
by Thatbigguy May 9, 2022
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A blunt that consists of both Marijuana and heroin.
Yooo bro last night I smoked a blunkie and the relaxation was so profound, I got a glimpse of true NIRVANA!!!!!
by high grade specialistttt April 30, 2011
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A Blunkie of the stars, from Bro-hio.

Originally meant to be fraternity pledge categories. Also another phrase describing small people or dwarves
Would you rather be a moon cricket, a star Blunkie or a sea brownie?
by Sandthrower January 27, 2018
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