by Jugsforyou2000 April 6, 2016
1. Refers to the Australian male Matt Blundell, King of the Jews and leader of the Third Reich
2. A word used to replace any noun which denotes a penis of impressive size, e.g. He was hung like a Blundell
3. A sexual position named after Matt Blundell which involves the removal of several teeth and the sacrifice of a goat. E.g. "...then things got frisky and he put me in a Blundell...I have to see the dentist and get a cast for my pelvis."
2. A word used to replace any noun which denotes a penis of impressive size, e.g. He was hung like a Blundell
3. A sexual position named after Matt Blundell which involves the removal of several teeth and the sacrifice of a goat. E.g. "...then things got frisky and he put me in a Blundell...I have to see the dentist and get a cast for my pelvis."
That Matty Blundell is a feckin' kent!
He took her home and did a great, big Blundell...in her butt.
He fell down the stairs like a fuckin' Blundell.
She said he was hung like a Blundell
He took her home and did a great, big Blundell...in her butt.
He fell down the stairs like a fuckin' Blundell.
She said he was hung like a Blundell
by Ginger Kent May 5, 2011
by Jugsforyou2000 April 6, 2016
To expend exponentially more time, energy and effort to avoid completing a task than it would take to complete said same task successfully.
Also to expend excessive energy in getting the task cancelled rather than do it.
Also to expend excessive energy in getting the task cancelled rather than do it.
"Here, did you get that quick job finished?"
"No. I spent all day finding a way to get it fucked off."
"Ah you Blundell'd it!"
"No. I spent all day finding a way to get it fucked off."
"Ah you Blundell'd it!"
by No ta November 1, 2023
The director of Treyarch's Call of Duty campaings and also director of the Treyarch Zombie mode since Call of Duty: Black Ops 3.
Known for his continuous trolling towards the community and for being a sucker for medieval castles.
Known for his continuous trolling towards the community and for being a sucker for medieval castles.
by Nyckboy April 3, 2016
A complex technique, only for the most adept of sexual partners:
The giver, or "Blundell", begins by firmly nestling their face in-between the other's buttocks. They then proceed to reach around and gently tickle the recipient's genitalia with both hands -- while talking about how much of a sucker they are for medieval castles -- until their partner climaxes out of sheer appreciation for the majesty of 12th century architecture.
The giver, or "Blundell", begins by firmly nestling their face in-between the other's buttocks. They then proceed to reach around and gently tickle the recipient's genitalia with both hands -- while talking about how much of a sucker they are for medieval castles -- until their partner climaxes out of sheer appreciation for the majesty of 12th century architecture.
"I was worry my evening with Chucky last night was getting stale... so I decided to spice things up by giving him a Steamy Blundell"
by Javano April 8, 2016
by Stevina ballerina March 30, 2006