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one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.
Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why? Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin. |
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When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job). Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012 Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.
*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush |
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King at giving free blumps Shanks and Drew are the Blumpkings of the Universe
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