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1.
one who gives the ultimate blumpkin.
Mike: Yo Brian is the Blumpking!
Carina: Why?
Mike: Because he gave me the ultimate blumpkin.
by Edwin Gaffney April 22, 2006
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2.
When one receives a blow job while simultaneously taking a dropping a deuce and consuming fresh bacon (bacon must have been prepared by the one giving the blow job).

Invented by rikkitikki on May 4th, 2012
Hey babe, get the bacon started for the blumpking.

*slurp *moan *sizzle *crunch * bloop *flush
by blumpkinnoises May 04, 2012
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3.
King at giving free blumps
Shanks and Drew are the Blumpkings of the Universe
by Mad A March 24, 2004
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