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The act of vaginal intercourse while one partner defecates. This adds on the term 'blumpkin' which is receiving oral sex while defecating and combines with pie, referring to the woman's genitals. To the humorless, this is an intentional rhyme with 'pumpkin pie'.
She snuck into the bathroom stall and gave me a taste of blumpkin pie.
by reirei_shaniqua October 16, 2010
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When you recieve a blumpkin while eating some pumpkin pie.
I was so hungry and desperate that I needed a blumpkin pie
by AChan March 21, 2007
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It's a Aunt Jaquanda's famous pie!

1/2 cup ejaculate

1/2 cup doo doo
1 cup bisquick
1 egg
Dude I smashed that hot and undercooked blumpkin pie right in her face!
by TrevorK89 April 27, 2015
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Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth
Last night I hade a blumpkin pie
by schlong18 November 29, 2013
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