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50. Blumpkin
the act of thinking or having an idea.
"i dont have a blumpkin of what we are going to do today."
51. Blumpkin
When girl gives a guy a blowjob while he is sitting on the toilet.
Dave: she gave a great Blumpkin while i was taking a shit.
52. blumpkin
the act of recieving a blow job while taking a crap
goldstein: last night i ended up at that asian party and shtuck cindy kim!
kumar: shut the fuck up are you serious?
goldstein: yeah man, she even gave me a blumpkin!
Kumar:whats a blumpkin?
goldstein:its when a girl gives you head while your on the toilet teaking a hit!
53. blumpkin
According to Wikipedia, The Howard Stern Show.
After typing in blumpkin on Urbandictionary, I looked for a more extensive definition on Wikipedia.
54. blumpkin
the act of recieving a blow job whilst a taking a huge dump!
1. Dego:"Where is Alex tonight?"
Jordan:"Smokin the reefer"
Dego:"Silly Blumpkin"

2. "Damn after alex fell asleep, I was taking a fat shit and his sister kristen came in and gave me a blumpkin. Damn she can suck a mean dick"
55. blumpkin
when in the persuit of taking a shit a girl gives you head while ur are taking care of business on the toilet.
after that huge dinner the other night, i got a blumpkin and guess what? there was an island comin outta the wataaaa
56. blumpkin
Considered a delicacy amongst weird kids, a blumpkin is receiving oral sex while taking a dump.
Also used as a chant during basketball games.
Dude, after I took your sister to Taco Bell, she gave me the best blumpkin ever.
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