Receiving a Blow Job while taking a shit. If done to perfection, than you will die. If both cum and shit excape your body at the same time, then yes you die. If you dont believe me try and find someone who has.
There are no examples for a Blumpkin. Everyones dead.
when a guy is sitting on the shitter dropping a deuce and his old lady is given him some head, best used after a hard night of drinking and that first beer shit of the day. can also be used as a nickname.
1. that girl gave the best blumpkin'
2. hows my blumpkin' this morning