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1.
To receive a blowjob whilst depositing feces in the upper tank of a toilet.

A combination of a blumpkin and an upper decker.
As vengeance for not being given a tour of my friend's dairy, I enlisted his sister’s help in performing an blumpkin decker in his bathroom.
by porkchopbiscut October 24, 2004