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8. Blum
An Ugly boy or girl who is over emotional and rude.
usually bad personality and ugly
God Katie is such a blum

Goddamnit stop being so blummish
1. blum
Adj or Adv. describing the mental state of depression which follow a bout of chronic constipation.
After 5 days without being able to relieve himself, a dark sadness swept over the man as he gave into his inability and became noticeably blum.
2. blum
a word that can mean many things because nobody knows what the fuck it means
WTF is blum?!
titty blum
3. Blum
A nickname for a bad-ass person who works on classic cars & motorcycles. (also rad upholstery for any vehicle) It's quite possible for a Blum to show up on TV, Velocity Channel.
"Aw, did you see that new bike Blum built?"

"yeah, fucking dope cafe-racer style."
4. blum
When you're girlfriend is on her period and on the pill and you just don't give a fuck but don't have a condom and have sex with her anyways. the resulting mix after you get off is known as blum a mixture of blood and cum.
yo dude just had sex with sarah and shes on the rag

ewww dude did she drip blum everywhere after?
5. Blum
A mixture of blood and semen produced by having sex when a woman is menstruating.
"Shit, shit, shit! I've got blum all over the sheets."
"Aaaaah! It's all over my knob!"
6. Blum
A person who's often feels left out... A third wheel.
Jackie: I hate hanging out wit you and Janet, I always feel like a third wheel.
Jane: You're such a Blum
7. Blum
Blum is the mixture of Blood and semen to form a balance of 75% blood and 25% semen. When in this form it is known as Blum. This mixture originated as the left river of the two separated by the snake.
"Mom i was masterbating and i blumed!"
"Ewwww! Look at all the blum!"
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