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2. Bluffin' with my Muffin
While having sex with a man, the girl is actually thinking about a woman. He thinks she's into it because she is aroused, but she's not aroused because of him. Bluffin' = lying. Muffin = Vagina.
I was bluffin' with my muffin last night with John since I couldn't stop thinking of Jane.
1. Bluffin' with my Muffin
the offering of a baked good to distract your enemies so that you can make a quick escape.
'I was cornered my thieves on a dark, deserted street, and only managed to escape by bluffin' with my muffin (blueberry).'
3. bluffin' with my muffin
faking orgasm
my lover thought I was enjoying myself, but I was bluffin' with my muffin
4. Bluffin' with my Muffin
When a skanky female lies about havin' a STD.
Male: Yo! My dick feels weird. I think that bitch was bluffin' with her muffin.

Female: Yo bitches! Last night I fucked a guy and now he has herpes! I totally am bluffin' with my muffin.
5. Bluffin' with my muffin
The act of lying out of your ass.

"I won't tell you that I love you, kiss or hug you, 'cuz I'm bluffin' with my muffin..."
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