A blueberry is a filler friend with not much personality to add to the group but looks ok mixed in with everyone else. Think of a fruit cup filled with strawberries, grapes, blueberries, etc. Nobody really wants to eat the blueberries, you go straight for the good stuff like the strawberries or kiwi. But the blueberries are nice additives and make the fruit cup overall more full and appealing. A blueberry friend is someone you don't really ever want to hang out with one on one b/c they will bore you to death, but if you're starving or you need more people at a party or event, you will call up all the blueberries. They will get you by but are not ultimately satisfying.
"Let's go out tomorrow night!"
"Ok, but don't invite Angela, she's such a blueberry."
"Well, I was kind of hoping to show up with an entourage."
"Fine, might as well invite her blueberry buddy, Maria, too then."

"I've been going on a lot of dates recently but I feel like I'm walking through the blueberry patch...no keepers, they are all totally meh."

***This works especially nice if the blueberry's name rhymes with blueberry so you can call them Blue ____ from then on.
by AmandaC29 August 07, 2010
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The most wonderful form of marijuana to date. The bud has a beautiful blue hue to it rather than the usual green. It also gives off the smell of complete blueberries, hence the name. Although it is not the most powerful, it will still knock you on your ass.
-Yo Mario, you sure this shit is real weed? It don't smell or look like it.
--Yea man, this shit is blueberry.
by Kidd Flow October 09, 2004
To come up with a complete non-sequitor in a conversation. The entymology of this word began on The Geek Show Podcast when panelist Leigh George Kade would be accused of completely derailing conversations with completely irrelevant information. One day, when he wasn't there, a fellow panelist decided to "fill in" for him and shouted "Blueberries!" for no reason.

It's caught on with the audience of the show and is a recurring declaration when an irrelevant, derailing comment is made.
I'm calling blueberries on that.

You totally just blueberried.

Those are blueberry shenanigans.
by GSPC listener February 11, 2011
the blue crystal-filled bud with the fat resin coating; a strain of pot that will knock you out off like 1 bong hit; a bob of this will crucialize like 8 heads
Yo, I got sum skril and I'm gonna go grip sum o dat blueberry from da Farms!
My boy just bought a QP of blueberry, he's pushing serious weight now!
by El J0h0 May 11, 2003
-Smells of fruit (i dont know the smell of an actual blueberry)
-Tastes like weed with a little bit of blueberry taste
-Better High than regular weed
-Not as hard of a burnout as regular weed
-quarter O of blueberry to my dome
- ludacris' song "Blueberry Yum Yum"
by roxors April 03, 2005
derogitory gaming term for sombody on your team in Battlefield 3 who sucks, is not helpful and is not in your squad. Those in your squad have green icons over their head while others on your team have blue icons over their head.
"Damn blueberry won't give me ammo"
"tell the admin to kick the smurf he just keeps C4-ing the helicoptors!"
by purplesage11 December 02, 2012
a delicious blu-ish fruit chock full of antioxidants!

(not a drug or some other random thing, a fruit...)
Person 1: oh, whatever is that delicious looking berry covered in whipped cream that you are eating for dessert?

Person 2: its a blueberry! and yes it is quite delicious and healthy too!
by Carlizzle January 07, 2010
1. Queen Blue. The queen of Fruitdom. Possesses awesome fruit powers and mystical powers of randomness.
2. An expert in Ninja Nonsense.
3. A small berry that grows on a bush and is actually quite purple, in spite of its name.
"Bob knows everything!" ~Queen Blueberry
by Cassiopia&Blue November 29, 2011
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