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Only happens when things get real serious. Like a system overload, or when you download a corrupted file. Not this 'click one button and it happens' crap, or this 'Hey I was just browsing for a few minutes and boom! It flashed up!' shit. You guys are so stupid.
Asshole: Hey you! Help! The blue screen of death just popped up.
Guy: That's not a blue screen, that's just your desktop.
Asshole: No, because I was just browsing and then it flashed up.
Guy: N00b.
Asshole: I AM NOT!
Guy: Then suggest a better system.
Asshole: Uh...Linux?

*Guy smashes a guitar over the asshole's head*
by Anti-Noob patrol March 30, 2006
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1) A tried and true method for ensuring people need to buy new hardware after smashing their keyboard and/or mouse into their monitor. This never resolves the problem but is highly satisfying if you can afford it.

2) Mandatory, unexpected, frequent and infuriating intermission for Windows users.

3) Herpes for your PC, flare ups are painful and hard-booting may temporarily relieve symptoms. Frequent system maintenance can help if you don't flare up during, which gets exponentially harder to do. No cure, working as intended.
1) I have lots of extra money so I bought a Windows PC. Now i can place a recurring order for keyboards! Yay, Blue Screen Of Death!

2) I almost won that game but WINtermission snuck up on me. I'm gonna go step into heavy traffic to calm down.

3) Dude, I'm havin all kinda Blue Screen flare ups. I need to defrag, scandisk and pop some antibiotics.
by Machinations July 21, 2011
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(n)
1. A blue screen with white text indicating that Windows has crashed.
2. In the Halo game series, the screen view of a player who has a plasma grenade stuck to his or her face.
1. I got the Blue Screen of Death! How do I get Linux for this computer now?
2. Blue screen of death! I saw that sticky hit your face!
by an elite December 10, 2008
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Also named as BSoD (Blue Screen of Death).
This thing appears in Windows because of a fatal of bigger error. You'll probaly know this shit well if you're one of the poor ones who have Windows ME.

Bill Gates made this to upgrade Windows 98.Let´s face it, Windows 98 it's a lot more stable then Windows ME. Each 30 minutes Windows ME shows the BSoF what the fuck...
If you want something better try Linux or MAC, if you still beg for Windows, try Windows XP.

"Shit, not the Blue Screen of Death again. I'll upgrade to Windows XP"
by not7yearoldn00b April 10, 2009
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(B)lue (S)creen (O)f (D)eath
Majroly happens on older versions of windows (even windows 1)
It happenes if you have like, 700 programs going at the same time.
Luckily, vista, windows 7, 8, and 10 (possibly xp?!) Has a safe mode so you can either go and repair/fix the file that got curropted Or you can just, not be an idiot and run over 9000 programs at once.
Friend: Blue Screen Of Death huh?
Me: The seventh time this week.
Friend: let me go over your house and see what is causing it.
(5 hours of repairing a file)
Me: Thanks dude!
Friend: NP. btw, have you concidered getting a MAC?
Me: Oh you mean the one that crashes 7 times each day?
Friend:.... shut up
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