a point where a male is sexually worked up, only to be painfully disappointed.
Sasha blue balled Jonny by rubbing his penis and stopping before he was able to cum
by *Shlee* August 21, 2003
a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long
One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.
by Light Joker November 22, 2005
A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014
(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.
man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS! AHHHHH THE PAIN! DAMN BITCH!
man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?! that sucks bro.

woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D
woman 2: ROTF! you bitch! hahhahahahahaha!
by abcdef aly December 09, 2007
girls hate not cumming too just fyi, and whats the deal w men being so sensitive,. women give birth !!!! u guys just cant take any pain? and no a woman doesnt feel pain if she doesnt cum, its just really annoyin and were horny all day
when he cums waaaay too soon, even tho i was like just about too like in a second. blue balls
by ?iiiiiiiiiiiii December 14, 2009
Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.
Blue balls make me LOL.
by Cassy Muffin-Pants March 17, 2007
painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 03, 2005
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