a point where a male is sexually worked up, only to be painfully disappointed.
Sasha blue balled Jonny by rubbing his penis and stopping before he was able to cum
by *Shlee* August 21, 2003

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a painful condition of the tesicles due to being sexually aroused for too long
One way to deal with blue balls is to take a cold shower.
by Light Joker November 22, 2005

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(bl-eu:bal-lz) - noun - when a man is at the point of climax but the woman stop sucking his manhood (or winkle, winkie, peepee, johnjohn, etc.), and his cum (seamen, white stuff, etc.) falls back down to where it belongs. this often results in severe pain and anger for the man, and the woman ending up having an interesting story to tell her friends.
man 1: SHIT I HAVE BLUE BALLS! AHHHHH THE PAIN! DAMN BITCH!
man 2: damn, she didn't finish you off?! that sucks bro.

woman 1: EW his penis was sooooo small, so i started for a bit and got him going, but randomly got up and left him with blue balls :D
woman 2: ROTF! you bitch! hahhahahahahaha!
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painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
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An excuse a man uses to get sex from his woman when she says she doesn't feel like banging him.
Man: I have a ragin hard-on baby.

Woman: Not tonight I'm tired.

Man: But if you don't give me sex, I'll get Blue balls, and my dick will fall off and then we can never make love again!

Woman: Oh no! Lets get to it then!
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A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 01, 2009

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A fictitious "medical condition" invented by men who think it is morally sound to trick young women into sucking them off. If you ever find yourself in a situation with a guy announcing that blue balls are "ridiculously painful and excruciating," feel free to give him a quick punch to the crotch so he can understand the reality of bruised balls. It is not your duty as a woman to bring every man who has ever been aroused because of you, to completion. A boner isn't a medical condition.
"Your just going to leave it like this?" -your typical sleaze ball pretending to have blue balls
"I'm sorry, were we in the middle of open heart surgery? I'm pretty sure you're fine. I'm not a doctor per se, but I'm fairly confident that blood will return to your system. Walk it off champ. I believe in you," - you (if perchance you do not want to bring every man you arouse to completion)
by elliotindigo September 15, 2014

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