Also known as vasocongestion.
I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
by Robby H. July 05, 2005
Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.
Blue balls make me LOL.
by Cassy Muffin-Pants March 17, 2007
An excuse a man uses to get sex from his woman when she says she doesn't feel like banging him.
Man: I have a ragin hard-on baby.

Woman: Not tonight I'm tired.

Man: But if you don't give me sex, I'll get Blue balls, and my dick will fall off and then we can never make love again!

Woman: Oh no! Lets get to it then!
by Ran-ran October 20, 2009
Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation.

Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.
That lion got blue balls because he was unable to mate.
by register23 July 17, 2008
when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 10, 2007
When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.
The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.
by Diego September 11, 2003
Nigga you need to jack off or have sex or even put your dick in a vacuum cleaner tool.
I have blueballs because I'm a dumbass bitch who can't get girls.
by BobbyTheSexMan December 25, 2014
Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
by Glennmeister November 30, 2008

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