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37.
Also known as vasocongestion.
I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
by Robby H. July 05, 2005
 
29.
A strange condition stemming from extreme sexual stimulation of the male gentals but not allowing orgasm to occur. Like a previous entry mentions, "When Polly won't finish off your cracker". Said to be extremly uncomfortable, as if taking a shot to the testicles and having the pain radiate up to your navel. The best and most common remedy is to beat it off, but there are some guys who refuse to do so and prefer the cold shower which also helps to counter the pain. And yes ladies, please don't let this happen to your men, because it sucks.
That one night stand left Matt with a bad case of blue balls. His wingman, on the flip side, had it made.
by TheSpectacularOne May 01, 2009
 
30.
painful as hell condition that happens when your girl teases u enuff to keep you hard for a longa ass time but never actually makes you come...for some reason that cause a serious pain in your nuts.
my girl kept ridin me (with our clothes on) while we made out but we never fucked... i got blueballs so bad the next time she sat on my lap i damn near cried.
by ohithinktheylikeme November 03, 2005
 
31.
Excruciating pain felt in the balls when there has been prolonged arousa/erection which does not lead to ejaculation.

Nature's way of punishing failure to reproduce.
That lion got blue balls because he was unable to mate.
by register23 July 17, 2008
 
32.
when ur so close to cumming and then the unexpected happens and u have to stop. you feel a horrible pain....oh my god i can barley describe the horror.
man: oh yeah....thats right keep on licking you dirty dirty ho.....

woman: what did you call me! find someone else to do this for you pervert!

man: noooooo.....what have i done?!

that was blue balls
by peanutphd January 10, 2007
 
33.
When you get a really long, sick headjob and then she stops before you get to cum.
The female equivalent of forcing us to have a baby. It Fucking hurts.
by Diego September 11, 2003
 
34.
When some male gets horny...and doesn't blow a load.
"AW, Fuck dude, last night, my girlfriend was mad at me, and wouldn't jerk me off, i had the biggest hard-on and now i have blue ball.
by sfafas October 24, 2007
 
35.
Santa's 10th Reindeer. Originally slated to team with Rudolph on that foggy Christmas Eve, Blue Balls was too inebriated to make the trip. After his fall from grace, Blue Balls left the North Pole in ignominy. It is believed that Blue Balls now owns and operates a bar in Reykjavik, Iceland. Much celebrated by adult drinkers, Blue Balls costumes can often be seen at Halloween and Holiday Parties.
Blue Balls was a talented flyer, but his lack of restraint ended his North Pole career.
by Glennmeister November 30, 2008