When a girl gives you a blowjob and she never lets you cum in her mouth. She leaves you unfinished and you get blue balls, a horrible pain.
Man: OH MY FKN GOD! You never finished! Now I have blue balls.
When your getting a handjob, and the girl stops right before your about to cum, and it hurts
Jim: aww awww yes Jessica!!!
Jessica: why didn't you cum???
Jim:.... u fucking stopped, you gave me the blue balls =(
when a girl doesn't get completely satisfied, she takes his dick out of her pussy and won't let him cum on her tits. so all that God damn delicious cum stays stuck in his firm cock and retracts back into his nuts, therefore giving him...blue balls.
Sally: O GOD!!! FUCK ME!!!!
5 minutes later
Sally: this is the worst sex ever! (takes Henry's hard dick out of her dry pussy)
Henry: WAIT!! i'm ready to cum!!!
Sally: NO! you can keep your blue balls!!! learn how to fuck a pussy!!!
An abstract object, most often encountered by randomly selecting them from urns.
Such urns typically also contain red balls, black balls, white balls, and yellow balls.
Used to hilarious effect in example problems written in probability textbooks, either by clever trolls or by well-meaning mathematicians who are hideously behind the times.
An urn contains 500 red, 1200 white, 300 yellow, and 600 blue balls. 430 balls are selected at random. What is the probability of selecting an even number of blue balls?
Ans: One, if you're at a LAN party or Star Trek convention.
The time i scribbled on my balls with a sharpie, that is blue balls.
Me- "MOMMMMMMMM!!!!! I HAVE BLUE BALLS AGAIN!!!"
Mom- "Ill get the turpentine..."
the excruciating pain a man receives when his balls swell up because of a lack of sex. And when a man is sexually interacting and being "teased" his body will push semen towards the urethra but if not "relived" in a matter of time the semen will back up into the balls creating an excruciating pain, remember sperm is men't to go out not in!
in some cases a man can not just masturbate to fix this problem due to sexual frustration a man must be relaxed while another female (or male) relives him mentally and physically
NOTE TO ALL SPOUSES
NEVER EVER! EVER! let your man get this because of the amount of pain, NO MAN deserves this kind of torture.
(girl) rubs guys junk and starts to kiss him
(guy) gets hard
(guy) blue balls comes into effect
Ladies, don't let a guy convince you to sleep with him if he has this "condition." Honestly, it doesn't hurt that bad, and he can always sneak into the bathroom to jack off later. Guys can be such pussies if it means getting laid.
Blue balls make me LOL.