Nigga you need to jack off or have sex or even put your dick in a vacuum cleaner tool.
I have blueballs because I'm a dumbass bitch who can't get girls.
by BobbyTheSexMan December 25, 2014
When some male gets horny...and doesn't blow a load.
"AW, Fuck dude, last night, my girlfriend was mad at me, and wouldn't jerk me off, i had the biggest hard-on and now i have blue ball.
by sfafas October 24, 2007
what Papa Smurf always has
Fred Flintstone said to Barney Rubble, "I thought I had it bad, but Papa Smurf always has blue balls.
by Black Wolf October 22, 2005
Also known as vasocongestion.
I came down with a bad case of blue balls when I didn't achieve an orgasm.
by Robby H. July 05, 2005
This is an uncomfortable situation that describes the achy feeling in the balls after an erection that has lasted several hours longer than anticipated. Playing with big tits and making out can cause this in teenagers. Can only be relieved by masturbating as soon as possible.
"I sure had a bad case of blue balls after playing with Tracey's big tits and touching her sticky panties all night. She's lucky I didn't rape her."
by master of the factory March 25, 2008
when u get a male horny and don't allow him to bust you just make him so horny by rubbing his balls or dick then leaving him without ejaculating
My boyfriend refused to buy me dinner, so later that night i rubbed him and did a couple up downs and gave him the worst blue balls ever. i turned him on so much he was never harder but i never let him bust.
by bitchychicky December 16, 2007
when a person of the male gender approches his climax and then does not climax either because a parent walks in or his partner is playing a cruel joke
dude 1: did you have fun with sally last night?
dude 2: fuck no, the bitch blue-balled me when her parents came home
dude 1: dude that sucks
dude 2: no man, she doesnt suck
by petey pablo May 14, 2003

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