A complete and utter nonce. A lump of useless boy-fat and pie, that just flops around wasting resources and generally acting like a fat rotund twat.
Blub is a twat
You're nearly as fat as blub
Blub = ghey
by RedFox April 05, 2004
The sound a fish makes.
I stared deep into Goldy's pitch-black eyes and from the moment he said "blub" I knew we were ment to be.
by Clobothehobo November 11, 2006
The blackest and one of the most versatile words in the human vocabulary, Blub is a term used to define anything which is untasteful. It can be used to describe a state of being or a single thought or emotion. However, it is not a word that can be accurately put to use as an insult, for example, Calling someone "A blub" or anything else defining blub as a singular object is completely innacurate, as blub truly is in and of itself.
It is a word that should only be used in the most vile and dire of circumstances.
Person 1: "How's it going today?"
Person 2: "Blub."
-or-
Person 1: "I'm so sorry. Your mother has passed away."
Person 2: "...Blub."
by Feengorrz August 31, 2008
A blub is the German pet name for a water bong, due to the noise it makes as the chronic passes through the water. Also known as a Blubber or a Blubbi.
The bong went blub, blub, blub then he looked up at her through bloodshot eyes and said ooooooh yeah!
by Blub2k January 11, 2005
The language of the fish people,
The American fish goes blub blub, the French fish goes bloob blub, the Black fish goes Blub Blub Mother F*cker.
by I will eat your fish... Blub March 29, 2015
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