A chick that sucked so much dick she became a retard
OR
Someone that's soooo bad at giving head.
"She seems a little slow", NO, she is a Blowtard.
"Does she ride the shor bus" NO, she rides a lot of cock.... she is a Blowtard

#blotard #retard #cock sucker #slut #virgin head hunter
by Kalanii August 19, 2006
Top Definition
n. A person who is less intelligent than the average retard, but is smarter than the average fucktard.
Intelligent People > Average People > Retards > Blowtards > Fucktards.
#retard #tard #stupid #dumbass #noobs #pwnable #emo
by anarkism April 10, 2010
1:A cokehead of usually the younger female, although can be male, persuasion who is convinced and will attempt to convince others that they are addicted to cocaine when they only do it rarely or at large parties.

2: A generally annoying younger cokehead
God, Amy is such a blowtard, she hardly ever did cocaine and now shes in rehab.
#cocaine #cokehead #crack #crackhead #addict
by Cptncoleian November 09, 2005
TeeVee commentator reliant on the force of his voice rather than the strength of his thoughts.
Sean Hannity, Chris Mathew, Rush Limbaugh and Lou Dobbs are all blowtards.
#shoutingheads #pundits #anger #stupidity #ad homium #bill o'reilly meltdown
by worow December 07, 2008
Amalgamation of "blowhard" and "retard," most thoroughly personified by Governor Rick Perry of Texas.
Did you hear what that Texas Governor Rick Perry said about global warming being a hoax to line the pockets of scientists? If not you'll undoubtedly hear it again, that blowtard loves the sound of his own voice.
#bloward #retard #fucktard #blotard #tard
by tikk August 19, 2011
Bloviating Retard
Keith Olbermann is a Blowtard, see:
www.olbermannwatch.com

#blotard #blowtard #blo'tard #blotarded #olbtarded
by Bobby Mc August 17, 2008
Anyone who is so retarded they will suck anyone's dick who ask them.
He's such a blow tard.
#blowjob #retardo #po tard #simple #fucktard
by Judge dredd7 July 21, 2011
A Guy that or girl Sniffs Cocaine and acts retarded ,Or a Gay guy Or girl that is addicted to giving Blow jobs.
Chris Cocker sure is a hot Blowtard! Or that Blowtard sniffed up all our Cocaine .
#blowtard #gay #whore #cocainehead #bisexual
by www.myspace.com/Blowtard1 February 11, 2008
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