to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.
mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!
#cock #dingle whopper #sex #oral #blowjob
by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009
When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).
Last night's blowjob was a great birthday present.
#sex #oral #fellatio #head #good time
by boykooties January 30, 2008
A fine art. When a girl sucks on a guy's dick. They enjoy it most when you swallow. You rub his balls and make him moan by twirling your tongue around on the head and being aggressive grabbing him. REMEMBER: Don't nibble unless he wants you to.
I came home to the house my boyfriend and I shared. I set my stuff down, took off my shoes and walked downstairs. I found my boyfriend naked. He made the "come here" motion with his finger. When I got close to him He stood up and kissed me. When he paused he worked my shirt off. I told him to wait. I rushed up to my dresser, pulled out some super freaking hot lingerie and rushed back downstairs. He whistled.
"Gimme a blowjob," he instructed.
He knows how good I am at doing so. And I love it. It makes him do dirty things that should be illegal. I drop down to my knees and lick the head of his dick. Then I let his dick slither into my mouth. I nibble. He's always loved it when I hold his boner in place with my teeth. I let my tongue into him a little. He pushes it out with his cum. I grab his balls and rub them. I let go as he falls on the futon.
"Do some more!" he says.
His dick is even harder when I do. I swallow again. The cum slips away but I still do it. I was so horny from just giving him a blowjob that I got wet.
"Oh, just do me already!" I swallow.
He hovers on top of me and shoves his red, hard dick into my pussy. He bites my nipples and I finally moan. I give in. Hard and wet, we go.
#blowjob #pussy #dick #finger #balls
by urbankvxxl September 05, 2011
Plural for the word blowjob.
She gives fabulous blowjobs!
by Nitemare January 18, 2003
This a suggestion to all girls, I'm a guy so I know what im talking about. If you want to be popular, follow these few words: suck long, suck hard, and suck often. There is a specific art to giving a blowjob. Prefferably this is done on a bed. Kiss down his chest and unbutton his pants with your teeth. Slowly suck the tip of his dick, swirling your tounge around it. While doing this, jerk off the base. After a while you will feel the guy tense up and get really excited. This is when you really start to suck. Move your head back and forth allowing his dick to jam against the back of your throat. Also gently massage his balls, and keep jerking it off. Soon he will jizz. Swallow it all right up, and lick up the excess. He will LOVE this. When he has finished and you too, button his pants for him, and tell him, "no problem, any time."
Oh my god Jenny gives the best blowjobs!
#bj #blow job #blumpkin #crumpkin #handjob
by pauuuuuuuul October 17, 2009
thing that feels great for guys...girl gets down on her knees and pulls the guy's pants down to about his knees (incase u get caught) and looks at his dick...she then puts it in her mouth...wat i like to do is start by going back and forth...breathing thru ur nose and sucking...then move r hands up to his ass...keep going and occasionally stop for a sec to play with the tip with ur tongue....hell go insane with all the nerve endings there...then keep goin back n forth nd start to pull his pants downa little more...then start to like feel his ass and finger his anus...theres sumthin about the size of a chestnut up in there that will help stimulate him..keep doin this until he cums...then swallow...if hes a good bf or fwb then itll b ur turn...
My friend and I are friends with benefits, and he goes crazy when I give him a blow job, then eats me out really good.
#bj #blowjob #give head #head #dome #dick #eat out #oral sex #69
by lovefwb.eatmypussyndsuckmytits March 31, 2009
Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
#blow job #fellatio #giving head #head #sucking cock #bobbing #sucking dick #pole slurping #cock gobbling #deepthroating #deep throating
by VandalHeart December 13, 2007
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