its not a good thing to do to your best friend's boyfriend, especialy in a bush at the park so you end up with dirt on your knees and don't notice and go in to town to meet her...she'll notice.
i gave him a blowjob and he sighned my tits...in perminant marker pen...that doesn't come off.
by s9uit May 11, 2008

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The thing I love to suck all day long!
I firmly grabbed his dick with strong suction from my mouth as I fondled his heavy balls. His balls began to draw closer to his thighs, a sign that his orgasm was imminent. I intended to milk him dry; I sucked and licked him lovingly, while stroking his balls. I looked up; his eyes were tightly shut, and his hands were by his side on the sofa. I reached his hands and placed them on my tits, letting him have something soft and pleasant to hold onto while he came. My pace and intensity grew with each trip up and down his organ; I made loud slurping and sucking sounds with my mouth. His cock was rock hard and throbbing; I could feel it shaking. I visualized the hot white come loaded up in his balls getting ready to squirt hard. I focused the muscles of my mouth and tongue intently on the head of his dick while tightening my grip around his balls. I felt the pre-cum that I had been tasting all throughout the blowjob start to drip out even more. Then the explosion came. Spurt after spurt of hot cum shot down my throat. I was able to gulp most of it down quickly, but some of it filled my cheeks. His own cum mixed with my saliva as I licked the tip of his shaft, valiantly swallowing it all down. I struggled to breath through my nose, which was buried in his pubic hair, as I finished him off, milking even more cum out of his balls with my hands.
by 48DD August 11, 2011

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to kiss down your mans chest to the elastic of his boxers..pull them down..start kissing along the length of his dingle whopper.. slowly start teasing the head of his hard cock with your tounge.. slowly start sucking the whole length of him.. with maybe the occasional lick to tease.. start going real fast..massaging his balls with your hands.. when you feel he's about to come stop and blow a rush of cold air around the tip and base of his dingle whopper.. start sucking again and using your tounge, play with his hole on the tip.. and finally of course when he explodes, you gotta swallow.
mate1: what did you and Sally get up to last night?
mate2: she gave me the blowjob of my life!
by ilovecallum:o May 22, 2009

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A fine art. When a girl sucks on a guy's dick. They enjoy it most when you swallow. You rub his balls and make him moan by twirling your tongue around on the head and being aggressive grabbing him. REMEMBER: Don't nibble unless he wants you to.
I came home to the house my boyfriend and I shared. I set my stuff down, took off my shoes and walked downstairs. I found my boyfriend naked. He made the "come here" motion with his finger. When I got close to him He stood up and kissed me. When he paused he worked my shirt off. I told him to wait. I rushed up to my dresser, pulled out some super freaking hot lingerie and rushed back downstairs. He whistled.
"Gimme a blowjob," he instructed.
He knows how good I am at doing so. And I love it. It makes him do dirty things that should be illegal. I drop down to my knees and lick the head of his dick. Then I let his dick slither into my mouth. I nibble. He's always loved it when I hold his boner in place with my teeth. I let my tongue into him a little. He pushes it out with his cum. I grab his balls and rub them. I let go as he falls on the futon.
"Do some more!" he says.
His dick is even harder when I do. I swallow again. The cum slips away but I still do it. I was so horny from just giving him a blowjob that I got wet.
"Oh, just do me already!" I swallow.
He hovers on top of me and shoves his red, hard dick into my pussy. He bites my nipples and I finally moan. I give in. Hard and wet, we go.
by urbankvxxl September 05, 2011

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When a Penis is stimulated with the lips and tongue, and occasionally the throat, until orgasm and ejaculation.

Contrary to the severely heterosexist definitions on this site, it can be preformed by a man as well as a woman(usually better than, if I do say so myself).
Last night's blowjob was a great birthday present.
by boykooties January 30, 2008

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Fellatio performed on a male. Many social implications exist surrounding the blowjob, from male dominance to trusting a partner enough to let their teeth near one's genitals. The term's origin is in wide-spread dispute. One theory derives it from "basket's job," in which the word "basket" is an Old English term referring to a gay man, which means that the original definition of the blowjob is male fellatio...which would be a gay man's job. Another origin theory is that in the 1930s, a sailor taking shore leave in London would have to pay a prostitute dearly for the (then) exotic service, usually all of a sailor's leave allotment (which the prostitutes somehow knew to a precise ammount), an act commonly referred to as "blowing all one's cash," making the service a "blow it all job," or "blow job." Another story says that it comes from a perception that fellatio less often causes orgasm than traditional intercourse, causing many cases of blue balls - a blue job - and the word blue mutated into blow.
Personally, I think they call it a blowjob because after it's done, the chick is supposed to blow. --Unnamed High School Student, circa 1990
by VandalHeart December 13, 2007

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Plural for the word blowjob.
She gives fabulous blowjobs!
by Nitemare January 18, 2003

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