When A mouth wraps around a dick and sucks!
Chad : That little bitch Kiersten cheated on me last night well I paid her back and gave Jim A Blowjob!
Craig : Chad I thought you were married?
Chad : Well you know how Jim likes Blowjobs!
Craig : Dude your sick!
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an excellent lip exfoliant

((tip: when breaking from the mouth to use your hand, stroke quickly and make the palm of your hand rub the top/side of his dick when you pass it..like a curving motion..it makes him tingle all over))
"Last night I gave Chris a blow job and my lips are so soft!"
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guy licks/sucks girl
girl licks penis and swallows cum
One day, I came home and my girlfriend was sitting seductively on my couch. I had had a rough day and i didnt feel like doing anything with her. i told her that and she said, "Alright, ill do all the work. ill give u ablow job." She shoved me onto the floor and yanked off my shirt. She Kissed my nipples and soon they were hard. She started to kiss down my abs and slowly pulled off my pants. I turned her over and started dry humping her. I then pulled off her shirt and bra and started rubbing her boobs and kissing them. They were so big. She started to graon, "More, more MORE!!" So i took off the rest of her clothes and stuck my erect penis in her vagina. I rode her for a full 5 min. and then turned her over and gave her some anal. I stopped, but she still wanted more and so did I.

She put me on my back, and started licking around my balls. She licked then tugged slightly while rubbing my penis until it wouldnt get any more erect. then she slid her tongue into the hole in my penis. She licked and bit softly. I finally couldnt hold it any longer. The cum gushed out of me. She swallowed some and it went on her face and i licked it off. It went onto my thigh. she didnt want to waste any so she licked that up. Then i stuck my hgue cock back into her vagina and rode for another 5 minutes. i will NEVER forget that day.
by kinkman321 June 14, 2010

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When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)


Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE!
by iWantyourDICK September 06, 2008

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basically sucking a guys dick,
best way is to swirl your tongue around it, and go in and out, some people give handjobs at the same time.
my boyfriend was really horny last week,
and he didn't have any condums so i gave him a blow job :)
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what you can do when your guy gets all hard b/c you've been making out with him but you don't want to have sex

make sure the doors locked

oh, and if you make him bite his lip hard enough that it bleeds, you should feel very special
I was going to have sex with him, but his parents were home, so I gave him a blowjob instead

a week later, there were still bite marks all over his lip & tounge
by hisbabygirl August 16, 2007

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When a woman sucks a mans dick
Woman: I sucked my boyfriends cock last night
by Simon December 14, 2003

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