a sexual act performed by women who don't mind choking on an ugly cock and getting absolutely no pleasure out of it because they need to conform to the virtuous whore double standard that has come to be expected of women.
No, I'm not giving you a blowjob because I have another hole specifically designed to accommodate your penis.
by fleshlickinglady May 17, 2005

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The act or an instance of a girl (or guy) preparing a man's penis for suction by blowing on it so as to remove
accumulated dust, usually as a result of prolonged sexual inactivity or celibacy.
My new boyfriend hasn't had a partner in so long that I had to give him a blowjob before sucking his cock!
by Sten Legacy December 17, 2010

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What a woman does to express that the male has a vehicle of substantial value.
Malk bought a BMW, so he got a blow job in the front seat.
by Malk G September 25, 2006

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An amazing experience for all males. When a women takes her lips and wraps them around you huge dong, and then starts to blow your brains out. It's best when she swallows. At some point during your wonderful trip the pleasure things may get unbearable but you should learn to take it. Let the women blow you hard and long. All teen guys who have girlfriends should no the best way to get a blowjob is to look at your chick in the eyes and say.................... PLEASE PLEASE I'm BEGGING YOU! PLEASE!
This used to never happen to old males now a days most kids get them on the school bus.....lol.....
by JBHS guy December 27, 2004

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Dick sucking
"She gave an excellent blowjob, I cummed all over her face."
by mom December 14, 2003

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Promotion
She gave the boss a blowjob and now she is manager
by jackts9999 May 03, 2009

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A shooting drink named so as to cause embarrasement to decent folks, and pleasure to sad pervs
"Waitress, can I have a blowjob?"
"What!?? ...oh"
"(ugh)/(snigger snigger)"
by Schlopsticks July 30, 2004

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