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15.
v. generally oral sex performed on a male.
by reptiles October 04, 2002
 
16.
The licking, sucking or blowing of a males genitals or dick. The thing most prefered by males apart from intercourse.
Results in ejaculation and pleasure for the male.
1. The hot chick gave the guy a blow job in the night.
2. Hey, babe. How about a blow job?
by Roger Ramjet March 16, 2006
 
17.
what married men don't get.
why does the bride smile walking down the aisle?
cause she knows she's given her last blowjob.
by Sebastien Benett March 05, 2008
 
18.
what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.
asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind
by Yoneo July 25, 2006
 
19.
When a girl goes down a guy and places her warm mouth and the guys cock. This is usually a VERY enjoyable session for the guy. Continues until the guy ultimately has an orgasm.
I got home last night from a horrible day at work. A sat down on the couch and switched to 'The Comedy Channel' and began to watch scrubs. My girlfriend was in the kitchen and she came over to see me. She asked me how it was and I complained. She than looked at me and smiled and kissed me. She than unbuttoned my shirt and kissed down my collar bone. Her tongue trailed down to just above my pubes. There she unbuckled my belt. My breath began to shorten as I ultimately waited for what is next. She pulled my pants off kissing me so passionaltly. My cock began to harden and curve up. Erect it wanted her. I was just wearing my boxer. Her hand began to slowly take them off to where I was naked on the couch with lines from the TV. Her placed her warm mouth on the tip of my dick and began to lick around. Her toungue swirled so fast. Her small hand was around the shaft of my cock. Massaging it gently. She than began to deep throat and hum. My dick was in heaven. I could feel the tip of my dick striking the back off her throat. She didn't gag. The rhythm of her mouth going up and down on my cock became unison. My dick was so hard. She began to go faster and faster. I could feel my balls tighten. I could feel the urge of cum. I held it back. Her ways were to strong. The feeling was to great. I finally began to cum. The wave of pleasure striking me so hard it felt to good. From there she swallowed.

It was the best blow job I had ever had.

I fucked her brains out later that night as my cum began to store up.
by I.just.love.it April 05, 2009
 
20.
The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.
After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.

Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
by BlowJobEfficianato December 26, 2006
 
21.
A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.
After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.
by Captain Penis June 21, 2006