Gay folks can do this the best.
Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.
by naughtydude January 18, 2005
a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it
fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
unlike girls, who wants to be kissed and smelled at the neck and ears, it's what we men consider "foreplay".
"if u wanna be my hoe, you must learn the following by heart:
1) anal is not degrading
2) I drink a lot of apple juice, so my cum is sweet and tasty
3) your name is Angelina Jolie and you'd better learn to act like her.
Now, kneel and gimme a blow job, woman!"
by DarkPrinceXXI January 03, 2004
The only good thing that can come from a woman's mouth.
I wish she would stop talking and gimme a blowjob!
by MF'er July 12, 2006
The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".
That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore
by Flinchy April 16, 2006
The process of blowing something.
Wow, that baby is giving that dandelion a serious blowjob
by Manishguy March 08, 2005
the best way to make a girl quite.
dat bitch wsnt able to say even a single thing when i thursted maah grand cock in her mouth she gave me a gr8 blowjob
by babnash July 14, 2006

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