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176.
The act of performing felatio on a penis with the added trick of keeping said penis in the mouth and allowing it to be wet with spittle but not touching any of the mouth itself. At such a point, the blowjob giver then exhales (blows) around the penis providing a cooling, added sensation to the act that is otherwise not typically a part of felatio. Contrary to popular definition, a blowjob is not simply a synonym of felatio -- it's a distinct variation on the act.
Man, that blowjob you gave me last night really helped to sooth my ridiculously sore cock. Maybe we should start using some lube, you dried up old hag...
by Suckee September 23, 2004
 
177.
The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.
My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.
by Blomi Plees November 27, 2006
 
178.
Gay folks can do this the best.
Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.
by naughtydude January 18, 2005
 
179.
a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it
fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
 
180.
unlike girls, who wants to be kissed and smelled at the neck and ears, it's what we men consider "foreplay".
"if u wanna be my hoe, you must learn the following by heart:
1) anal is not degrading
2) I drink a lot of apple juice, so my cum is sweet and tasty
3) your name is Angelina Jolie and you'd better learn to act like her.
Now, kneel and gimme a blow job, woman!"
by DarkPrinceXXI January 03, 2004
 
181.
The only good thing that can come from a woman's mouth.
I wish she would stop talking and gimme a blowjob!
by MF'er July 12, 2006
 
182.
The act in which a female or a very disturbed male inserts a usualy erect penis into their mouth. This act can consist of sucking, licking, deepthroating, and the occasional kissing. Some people choose to massage the penis as well as suck it, too cause more or a joyful sensation. This act usualy ends with the penis ejaculation a load of cum into the females mouth, then she either spits it out of swallows it. Sometimes, the mall will bust a load on her face, showing her shes just a useless broad. the "blowjob" got its name from people sucking penis in order to recieive blow or cocaine, hence the name "blowjob".
That bitch gave me a blowjob, and I farted on her chin

You dad asked me if I could suck his cock...... but thats kinda weird so I ran home

You sister sucks great cock.... I fuckign blew a load in her eye.... that stupid whore
by Flinchy April 16, 2006