The act of a woman widley dialating her nostrels waiting for the pillows to fall out of her vagina. Before the nostrel closes up, it spouts wings and flys in circles then blows a load all over your left leg. It smells so gross, that you actualy start to sprout an erection. Then the flying nostrel shouts "TITTYBATES!" and jumps on top of your penis and swallows it in one bite!
bro i SCOREEDDD last night, ashley gives the BEST blow jobs, IM STILL ERECT!
by niggerfacetittybates October 30, 2009
The ultimate expression of a womans love for a man - almost sure to result in undying love and fidelity in return.
"if she gives me a blow job ill fuckin' love her forever.
by monty python June 19, 2006
A cocaine transaction.
Yo Lil Wayne was workin' a blowjob over the phone!
by Weeeeezyyyy August 13, 2007
the thing i wish i could give someone right this second anyone wanting to talk to me my email is down
man what i wouldnt give to give a blowjob
by masonsanidoit@yahoo.com October 17, 2006
Work that doesn't suck. <g>
Jeniffer gave Jef a blowjob. Now there's some work that doesn't suck.
by Nossy March 12, 2006
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)

Pretty little lady all around the house they like to party with their titys out, moving all night to a sexy song get, grinding so my dick gets long, get closer don't make me say twice, longing up from the ground makes your eyes look, i'll stand here with a 40 of beer and you keep doing what your doing my dear.

Suck on my dick (You no i like he way it feels baby)
Yo ladys put your knees to the floor im gonna show you what your mouths are 4, yo brothers, you better get here quike one of these hoes are gonna suck your dick (I LIKE IT) i thought you (would dam these girls can suck dick good) I no that and you can't go wrong when they learnt how to do it with the suck my dick song
Suck On my dick, Suck on my dick (You no i like the way it feels baby)
Yo davie
Yeah thats my name

I'd rather just fuck if its all the same
Come on girl friend fucking is the shit now get on the floor and suck my mother fucking dick.
"YEAHH I LIKE YOUR MOTHER FUCKING MOUTH AROUND MY PENIS BITCH" said Alfie whilst Chloe gave a blow job to him
by the head man October 07, 2009
This is called oral sex or the act of oral copulation. Other wise known as head,brain,dome,slob on the knob,polishing the bishop,sucking dick..
I would like to give Lloyd Banks (50 Cent,G-Unit)a blowjob that would be consistantly, and repeatedly preformed beoynd his level of satisfaction...
by Just another 50 Cent fan October 29, 2003

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