Cocaine transaction.
Person 1: When can I get that blowjob you promised me?
Person 2: Let's hook up at 10pm ;)
by Cless May 27, 2006
The act of performing felatio on a penis with the added trick of keeping said penis in the mouth and allowing it to be wet with spittle but not touching any of the mouth itself. At such a point, the blowjob giver then exhales (blows) around the penis providing a cooling, added sensation to the act that is otherwise not typically a part of felatio. Contrary to popular definition, a blowjob is not simply a synonym of felatio -- it's a distinct variation on the act.
Man, that blowjob you gave me last night really helped to sooth my ridiculously sore cock. Maybe we should start using some lube, you dried up old hag...
by Suckee September 23, 2004
The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.
My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.
by Blomi Plees November 27, 2006
Gay folks can do this the best.
Your brother came over and gave me a blowjob last night.
by naughtydude January 18, 2005
a blowjob is a code word for fucking cocksucking its the bollocks of a word and a weird and shit name to call it
fuck's sake man see on christmas do you bastard give or recieve
i do both it is the same crap every year
oh really what the fuck is that
a blowjob
hey you knobhead that was my idea
do you want me to give you one at school i was called the head master
ok
by Jackroll March 31, 2006
unlike girls, who wants to be kissed and smelled at the neck and ears, it's what we men consider "foreplay".
"if u wanna be my hoe, you must learn the following by heart:
1) anal is not degrading
2) I drink a lot of apple juice, so my cum is sweet and tasty
3) your name is Angelina Jolie and you'd better learn to act like her.
Now, kneel and gimme a blow job, woman!"
by DarkPrinceXXI January 03, 2004
The only good thing that can come from a woman's mouth.
I wish she would stop talking and gimme a blowjob!
by MF'er July 12, 2006

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