Putting a basketball pump inside the hole of your penis and pumping air into it

WARNING: May cause pleasure.
Guy: I gave myself a "'Blowjob'" bro.

Guy 2: That's fucking gross.
by The anom March 28, 2014
The act of a person (usually a girl) putting a guy's duck in her mouth and twirling her tongue around the head until the guy releases himself. This is usually done for the guy's pleasure or for the girl to have bragging rights.
Jasmine and I were on the couch watching TV, home alone. Suddenly out of nowhere she threw my pants on the ground. I look at her and she had a devilish little smile on her face. She then paused for a second or two and said something that made me happy, horny, and nervous all at the same time.
"Let's have a little fun here, Mitch."
I immediately knew she was giving me a blowjob. She threw my boxers on the ground and threw her mouth on my dick. My toes curled up as she spun her tongue around the head. I pushed myself into the cushions of the couch. My dick was 9 hardened inches long at this point. I felt my head go far into her throat and I moaned with pleasure. She started rubbing my balls making the experience better. After a little bit she started to go even faster which made me go absolutely crazy. I grabbed on to the couch. I was about to burst. Finally, she goes back up to the head again and I blew up. My cum splattered everywhere. She swallows My sweet, warm semen with a smile.

That was the best moment when I was in eighth grade.
by Jimmy Jack Jam January 02, 2014
A blowjob is when a hoewerth sucks on you dick and goes up and down. After you ejaculate all over her mouth and face causing her/him pleasure.
i gotta blowjob dude
by billybobjoe1234567890 October 24, 2012
Also known as blow job, BJ, and fellacio, a blowjob is how you drive a man like me up the wall. I imagine recieving a perfect blowjob and I know just how to do it.
1. Kiss chest, and drag it down to dick.

2. Massage balls with left hand, and dick with right hand. Do this until he is nice and hard.

3. Apply lips to tip of dick, and slowly flick it with your tounge.

4. Lick, drink, and eat any cum. This will cause immense sexual pleasure.

5. Make sure to hum and moan a lot. This will send him straight up the wall.

6. Continue the rubbing technique I showed you earlier, and don't stop rubbing.
6. As you suck harder, push dick in deeper and swirl tounge around faster.

7. And finally, if you really want to. Deep throat it. This is when he is most likely to cum.

With this perfect blowjob recipe, any man is going to simply go crazy. Especially me. I prefer it.

And remember: A blowjob is the best kind of sex out of the question. And the reason is the radically simple fact that it feels so good.

When I recieve a blowjob, it just makes my day.
by I like cocksuckers. August 09, 2012
Blowjob: The act of a Man inserting his penis into a woman's mouth, Best given rough and pleasured when the Female plays with the Ball sack whilst sucking.
Blowjob 1:
Jenna: "Can I suck you?"
Mark: "Um...Oh....Uh...?"
TJ: Flicked Mark "Say yes Moron!"
Mark: "YES! Please!"
Jenna: "Woot!" 8===D

___________________________________

Blowjob 2:
Lily sucked Adam's cock for several minutes while playing with his balls.

Lily: Swallowed Adam's cum "Mmmm!"

__________________________

Jason: "Did Alyssa Suck you or did you just jack-off?"
Carl: "Both......She was great."
Jason: "Whoa! Lucky! I heard her Breasts are heavenly..."
Carl: "They are :), I hit her G-Spot....."
Jason: "She said she likes it Rough!"
by HeavenlyBreasts:P February 22, 2012
is something women do for men to enhance the sexual nature or their relationship/one night stand or marriage.
all good women will do this for any man they desire to enhance their sexual activites as it makes the man more open and willing to return anything she may require of him.

a good blowjob is where the woman takes the mans shaft and wraps her lips around it. going up and down on the shaft using her tongue aswell for extra sensation which will pleasure the man greatly.
the further in the penis goes into the womans mouth the more sexual pleasure he gets. using one of your hands to rub up and down whilst your sucking/blowing him will also enhance the pleasure for both of you.

so taking the whole penis into the mouth (or as far as you can) whilst repeated movement of going up and down and rubbing him will exite him so much that he will begin to orgasm as his load shoots into your mouth, swallow immediatly or swish it around your mouth like you do with mouthwash to more comfort he shoots alot
jackie: goes down on phill and begins giving him a blowjob
phil: go deeper
jackie: goes down his shaft moving him
phil: im nearly there
jackie: takes phills load in her mouth and smiles swallowing it knowing shes pleasured him
by birchy February 28, 2008
A blowjob is when someone is hired for the job of performing oral sex on a man's penis, otherwise known as fellatio.

Whores are hired and paid to do this job, because that is what it is, a job.

Girlfriends may perform this job with the expected payment of reciprocal action performed on them by the man. (To prevent misunderstandings, men who receive a blowjob should ask before hand if reciprocation is expected).

No blowjob shall be considered complete until the man experiences orgasm and ejaculates. (Swallowing is optional but very appreciated).

When unsure of the sexual status of either partner, blowjobs may be performed while the man is wearing a condom. Performing a blowjob in this method reduces the oral sensations experienced by the male. This effect almost always prolongs the time required to achieve orgasm and increases the job difficulty for the one performing the blowjob. Lubricated condoms often taste unpleasant either from the condom material, usually latex, or the lubricant that comes with the condom. Rinsing off the condom before application can reduce the flavor intensity. Flavored lubricants can also reduce/mask the unpleasant taste of the condom.
Candy rewarded her boyfriend by performing a blowjob for him
Bob went down to the red light district and hired himself a blowjob from one of the whores.
by Pornlover February 17, 2014

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