the act of sucking and using your tongue to pleasure a guy's dick.

proper blowjob etiquette/procedure:
1.) start out with a little teasing, by stroking him off a few times, but then, unbutton his pants with your teeth. this'll make you seem like an animal, and that's exactly what you want him to think.
2.) start out by swirling your tongue around the head of his dick for 10-15 seconds, alternating between up-and-down and all around. this also gets your saliva going, because yanno, who wants a dry beejay?

3.) work your way deeper and deeper while stroking him off with one or both hands, and move your head up and down.
4.) massage his balls with your free hand.
5.) make sure to hit the area right under the head. (pleasure nerves, people.)
6.) glide your teeth lightly up and down his shaft once or twice, just to give him a tingly feeling.
7.) make eye contact, but make it devilish eye contact. don't look up at him like a dying puppy.
8.) if he says he's about to cum, speed your pace up a little bit and go as deep as you can without puking, and when he cums, slowly inch your mouth back up and swallow. lick off any excess.
9.) spitters are quitters. come on, girls. it's just salty.
and THAT, my friends, is a blowjob.
Dude, Joanne gave me the best blowjob last night. I thought I was gonna blow through the roof.
by lyssaalltimelow February 03, 2014
a word that turns everyone on.

something almost every guy wants.
the act of giving a handjob with your mouth.
person 1- "i cant believe she stood me up :( "
horny person 2- "BLOWJOB!"
person 1- "mmmmyeahh"
by ive.experienced.this December 02, 2011
Origin: The phrase "blow job," for oral-genital sex performed on a male, is surprisingly new in terms of its widespread understanding and usage. It started to appear in slang dictionaries in the 1960s, around the time pop icon Andy Warhol released his film Blow Job, containing several explicit depictions of the act. Earlier the term had been used by college men, prostitutes, and printed in underground pornography, but it was not yet commonplace
I cant believe I paid only $5 for that blowjob!
by Hippie2011 January 08, 2011
when a girl sucks your cock really hard and swallows your cum and then keeps sucking
She gave me such a long and hard blowjob that I cummed all over her.
by cocksucker1 September 24, 2007
The act of satisfying a penis with one's mouth.
Ken's bum hurt from bicycling all day, so rather than make love, he and Rob decided to perform oral sex on eachother.
by Sooper! June 09, 2002
When someone gives a man a blow job, they do it by using their mouth lips and tongue to stimulate the penis until orgasm is achieved.

If orgasm is not achieved, it is "sucking dick" not a blowjob.
The day she finally gave him a blowjob, and he came in her mouth, he was ecstatic. He forgot about all the times she sucked his dick but he never finished.
by NearlyMad September 18, 2014
To suck a mans dick.
Aubrie and her brother john were in the bathtub bathing, and beneath the bubbles aubrie saw his penis. This was in the days before sex ed, so she didn't know what it was. It seemed like something fun to put in her mouth, so she did. It tasted like the bath water, which she loved. She licked it from top to bottom. She then put the head in her mouth and swirled her tongue around it. He moaned in pleasure. She shoved it deeper in her mouth, then pulled back to the head. Deep, head. Deep, head. She swirled her tongue around it some more. Then she found his balls, which seemed amazing!! She played with those for a few minutes by holding them in her mouth and sucking. She looked up to see if he liked it, and he sure as Hell did. He got up on the edge of the bathtub and she plunged the whole ten and a half inches down her throat. She moved her head back and forth and then some gooey white liquid came out of it. She swallowed it and continued. What fun!! This continued until their parents scrambled in there naked having sex, at which point they just joined their children. The end. The mother eventually started giving the son a blow job and the father ducked the daughter. This is one hell of a messed up family.
by cuddlebear May 28, 2014

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