Military slang for the infamous German ME-262 Messerschmitt jet.
"Here comes another blowjob boys, bearing three 'o' clock."
by fidlemop May 27, 2015

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By legal definition a blowjob is sexual contact between the mouth and the penis. A blowjob in exchange for money is prostitution. The term is gender neutral and may apply to the giver being male or female. It is not uncommon for horny straight guys to get a blowjob from a gay guy.

The blow job is often accompanied by other sexual acts such as stroking the penis with your hand, caressing and licking the balls, massaging the anus, and twisting the nipples. An experience cock sucker will vary the sucking motion and should have 3 short and fast sucks concentrating on the head of the penis, then followed by a slower suck where she/he deep throats and goes all the way down the shaft of the penis to the balls, and then repeating over and over again. The blowjob needs to be performed in a sucking manner like you are a human vacuum cleaner trying to suck the juice out of his cock. Another technique is to do swirling motions with the mouth and tongue. Hand action helped keep the cock hard and move to orgasm.

before coming, the cock will get very hard and start to throb. Them increase the speed of the sucking motion. You should also put your finger just behind the scrotum and you will feel the initial convulsions as he is about to come. To avoid any bad taste, deep throat and have the cum shoot straight down your throat. After the man comes, be gentle with the penis as it may be sore or sensitive. Gently squeeze out the last few drops of cum and lick it up and swallow it.
Jenny who had this perfect ass and wet pink pussy. I laid on my back while she sat on my face and I tongue fucked her pussy and ate out her ass. She then bent over and grabbed my cock, covered the head of my cock with her luscious lips, and inserted my firmly in her mouth and started to give me an amazing blowjob.
by Jennifer23 May 19, 2015

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1. Oral Sex (most common usage)
2. Slang for Suicide Bomber]
Al Fukuldick joined the Jihadist] terrorist] group after being offered a free "blow job". but instead of oral sex, he got blown up.
by FDT4ever February 08, 2015

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The thing I do for my Boyfriend when he's horny. First I'll put my hand down his pants lightly jerk him off, get a little faster and grip it a bit tighter. After I've gotten him nice and hard I'll unbutton his pants and get on my knees. I'll give one more pump and then lick the tip while I jerk him off a bit more. As he starts moaning I'll put the head into my mouth and suck and swirl my tongue around. I move more of it into my mouth sucking harder and swirling tongue around faster. I'll use my other hand to stroke his balls. I start deep throating. I gag a bit. Then as he throbs in my mouth I'll moan around his cock making him moan loud. As he throbs I stop for a few seconds, and he'll glare at me but I tell him it'll be worth it. (If you wait a few seconds it's much more pleasurable) then I go back to sucking as hard as I can and bobbing my head up and down as fast as I can still licking his cock. I moan again around his cock multiple times. Then as he cums in my mouth I swallow it all and smirk up at him. Then he'll eat me out but that's for another time ;) and then me and him fuck like no tomorrow (again another time (;)
I gave him an amazing blow job even though he's my 1st real bf XD

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To suck a dude's dick.
#Tim: Jess, gimme a blow job.
#Jess: What's that?
#Tim: Put my dick in your mouth and head band that shit!
by Tamponnnnn June 08, 2009

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The best time of any man's life and a woman's! It involves the sucking on of the prnis until the man ejaculates, and women get to choose how they blowjob their man!
Give me a blowjob, it'll be fun!
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A term when a girl gives boy a heavenly time.
The girl usually sucks on the boy's penis. She sometimes go deeper and it is called Deep Throating. The boy may ejaculate in any time in the girl's mouth so be careful!
Jake: Yo girl give me a blowjob
Katie: Hm sure
Jake: Oh shit go deeper
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