This a suggestion to all girls, I'm a guy so I know what im talking about. If you want to be popular, follow these few words: suck long, suck hard, and suck often. There is a specific art to giving a blowjob. Prefferably this is done on a bed. Kiss down his chest and unbutton his pants with your teeth. Slowly suck the tip of his dick, swirling your tounge around it. While doing this, jerk off the base. After a while you will feel the guy tense up and get really excited. This is when you really start to suck. Move your head back and forth allowing his dick to jam against the back of your throat. Also gently massage his balls, and keep jerking it off. Soon he will jizz. Swallow it all right up, and lick up the excess. He will LOVE this. When he has finished and you too, button his pants for him, and tell him, "no problem, any time."
Oh my god Jenny gives the best blowjobs!
by pauuuuuuuul October 17, 2009

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thing that feels great for guys...girl gets down on her knees and pulls the guy's pants down to about his knees (incase u get caught) and looks at his dick...she then puts it in her mouth...wat i like to do is start by going back and forth...breathing thru ur nose and sucking...then move r hands up to his ass...keep going and occasionally stop for a sec to play with the tip with ur tongue....hell go insane with all the nerve endings there...then keep goin back n forth nd start to pull his pants downa little more...then start to like feel his ass and finger his anus...theres sumthin about the size of a chestnut up in there that will help stimulate him..keep doin this until he cums...then swallow...if hes a good bf or fwb then itll b ur turn...
My friend and I are friends with benefits, and he goes crazy when I give him a blow job, then eats me out really good.
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Also a great anti-contreceptive as while being very pleasurable keeps the vagina at a safe distance from any ejaculatory fluid that could result in baby brocks.
She woulda done him but would of possibly got pregnant so she gave him a blow job instead.
by John Freedman September 13, 2007

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When a female, (we are especially good at this), not just sucks on a guy's penis, but slips her tongue around the head and in the hole. Occasionally biting and gently playing with his balls.
I exited the car. Today I was feeling especially horny. I unlocked my door and found my room. I took out some sexy lingerie that made my breast look like they'll pop out and the panties made my boyfriend want to scream. I called him over. His eyes nearly popped out of his head when he saw me. I lapdanced and stripped him down to his boxers. I rubbed my hand around on a circle on his penis and balls until I felt it turn into a boner. Then I ripped his underwear off with my teeth and gave him a blowjob. I slipped my hands around his legs and massaged his balls. I felt the cum get in my mouth and I swallowed gratefully. He muttered to himself. He he pulled me away and fucked me hard as thanks.
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when a man thrusts his cock into a womans mouth and she sucks and blows and caresses and deepthrts (always the best coz the deeper u go the faster he cums) when he does cum she should swallows with pride.
James was at home when Maddy knocked on the door asking to come into his bedroom. James opened the door and asked wat she was doing at his place when she jumped onto him, forcing him onto his bed. she started to force her way down to his groin and yanked down his pants, going for a blowjob. forcing her mouth over his dick James started going hard. she sucked and started going faster and James was getting harder until he cummed all in her mouth and as Maddy looked up into his eyes, she smiled over his dick and swallowed.
by catlady27 October 18, 2009

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something that my boyfriend really likes. especially when i let him cum in my throat and swallow.
oh baby, i love it when your horny and wanna give me a blowjob
by kinkyfuckface March 23, 2007

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What women or men do (mostly women) to a man's penis by putting it in their mouth and sucking, rubbing with their hand, and rubbing the man's balls.
I came home from a very hard day at work and my boyfriend was sitting on the couch with romantic candles around the room. I knew exactly what he was in the mood for. I got on top of him and made out with him. Then I unbuttoned his shirt and kissed all the way down to his pant line, I undid his jeans and pulled down his pants revealing his tight boxers with his erect penis underneath. I pulled down his boxers and his penis sprung out. I gave him the best blow job he had ever had before. I had his dick in his mouth and my right hand on his shaft. My mouth was just past the head and I moved my toung around the tip and sucked lightly, with my right hand, I moved it slowly up and down and with my left hand I squeezed his balls lightly. I moved both of my hands and my mouth together, in rythem. I moved my mouth farther and moaned and he did too. I moved my mouth faster up and down and moaned again and he was almost going to cum. I went faster and faster and squeezed his balls in rythem and he cummed in my mouth, I swallowed it but didn't really enjoy it.
Later that night, I had the best orgasim ever and I think I will do that more often.

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