The single most pleasurable act that can be bestowed upon a man. Techinically speaking, it is the act of fellatio. Involves stroking of the shaft of the penis with one or, if your man is big, two hands. The penis is inserted into the mouth of the woman by the woman. The woman should include but limit their techniques to: deep throating, humming and/or moaning, swirling of the tounge, sucking and/or licking. If given in place of sexual intercourse, the main goal is ejaculation by the man. If done instead as foreplay, ejaculation may or may not occur. If and when the man does begin to ejaculate; if it occurs in the mouth of the woman, the man generally prefers that the woman swallows it. However, the woman can "spit". If ejaculation occurs outside of the mouth of the woman, she should lick it off of the man, as it will drive him mad.
After many pleaing attempts, Jason finally talked Jess into more than a handjob. She gave him a great blowjob, and she has been sucking off every guy that asks ever since then.

Jess sucked off the entire football team after the big win. Over seventy guys!
by BlowJobEfficianato December 26, 2006
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When us young ladies put our mouth's on a guys cock and suck repeatedly until they reach orgasm. Giving a blowjob should not be looked upon as a chore, but as a pleasurable thing for both involved. Be sure to pay attention to the whole penis, not just the head. Swirl your tongue around the tip while pumping him with your fist or both, if you like. Lovingly message his balls and always deepthroat it. Alternate your speed when sucking a cock, showing your guy that him coming in your mouth is your top priority. And when he does start to come don't stop what you're doing, suck until he's done. And always swallow with a smile.
I woke Jake up with a good morning blowjob
by She Who Loves To Suck May 11, 2005
To lick, blow, and suck on a mans dick. Proper technique including rubbing his balls with left hand, stroking dick with right hand in sync to the pace you are moving your mouth. To go all the way and deep throat is much desired, while doing this begin to hum and moan. This will send him up the wall. When he does reach orgasm and begin to cum swallow it, and lick it off of him. This will also drive him insane.

Like right now, i bet at least 5 guys reading this right now are jacking off fanticizing about someone doing this to them. Sorry guys, if I was there, u know I would. ;-)
When I deep throated him , he came instantly. So I drank and licked all the cum off him.
by CumDrinker August 08, 2005
the best five minutes of silence a married man can ask for.
"She kept on yakking and yakking about her friends that I finally shut her up by having her give me a blowjob."
by Gary March 01, 2004
Something I am very, very good at...and I swallow.
Last night I got down on my knees and gave him the best blowjob of his life.
by Jezebel April 09, 2005
When I start to kiss down my boyfriends chest and stomach while pulling at his belt loops and pockets slowly getting down to his pants button which i unbutton with my teeth. Then i pull his pants down to about his knees and look up at him and smile. Then i slowly massage his balls with one hand and move my hand up and down his shaft while i slowly suck the head of his penis ever so lightly and swirl my tongue around the tip. i suck him a little bit harder and swirl my tongue faster. i suck harder as his dick slides farther down my throat and suck harder and harder and use my hand to jack him off at the base of his penis. He gets harder and harder and his penis throbs as he is ready to cum. I moan and suck harder and squeeze the base of his penis while i suck. He cums and the cum goes all the way down my throat, i look up at him and smile as a swallow it all.

THAT is a blow job.
It takes alot of practice to master the art of giving an AMAZING moan making blow job ;)
by Autumn_loves_you April 07, 2008
What happens to experimental 12-year-old boys if left alone around a vacuum cleaner for extended periods of time.
Prepubescent boys all know where to get good blow jobs--the utility closet.
by Lyra March 10, 2006
One of the best parts of sex ever. This is when a woman performs oral sex to a man by putting her lips on his dick and sucks it hard and deep. This is for the mans to enjoyment and for the woman to give out of generously, curiously, or just plain loving to give blowjobs. Then after she performs this she can either swallow the cum or spit it out. I think swallowing is one of the sexiest things a woman can do so ladies SWALLOW ON and SUCK HARD.
Girl, you can sure suck on a dick. Now if you swallow it I may just marry you.
by KD1469 December 24, 2003

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