|1.||Blowing your own Penis|
The no questions asked way of telling someone they are blowing their own horn. Leave nothing to the imagination and surprise people today!
Tell them exactly what you're thinking instead of dressing it up with metaphors.
Person1: Oh my gosh dude I'm so hot that even KATIE would digg to have me.
Person2: Dude, stop blowing your own penis.
Person1: Ouch dude, real ouch.