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v. generally oral sex performed on a male.
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when a person (usually a woman) sucks a man's dick i guess guys like it when you swallow there cum idk why but i guess if you want them to be happy you should do it haha
Coming home from work i got a really romantic call from my boyfriend he spoke so seductively i knew something was going to happen. I was so excited that i couldn't wait i sped home as fast as possible. When i arrived home i saw one of the most beautiful sight ever, my boyfriend dylan (he needed a blow job)sitting on the couch rubbed with oil surrounded by candles and flowers. We got right to the point he ripped of my shirt and skirt leaving me with goose bumps he was in a pair of tight boxers as her felt my boobs i began to rub his covered dick i could feel him getting stiff i was feeling wet myself . He took my panties and started to finger my pussybut this was about him i took him off me and took of his boxers i oiled up his shaft and balls i massaged his tip with my tongue i caressed his balls with such care i knew he was getting pleasure i stroked the length of his cock with my hand while paying special attention to his smooth tip i then started humming on his shaft moving my mouth up and down this went on for a minute when he said go so fast i did i went as fast as i could i even deep throated three times i knew he was getting close by his moaning and groaning in pleasure he began to squirm as his pre cum dribbled over my lip and one last thrust and massage of the balls he let out a squeak of pleasure as he cummed his silky warm mess across my boobs falling off my tongue
by mexicangirl109 January 04, 2010
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When a woman sux a man dick..the BEST way:
Find some place COMFORTABLE- pillows, candles, etc
Start by stroking the mans dick...kiss it a few times, you get the drift
Once you start sucking, dont stop rubbing
make TONZ of noises
once an ejaculation happens, starting sucking it off, but not 2 quickly...take your time ;)


Doing the above blow job will DRIVE A MAN INSANE!
by iWantyourDICK September 06, 2008
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An act of awesomeness. Something when performed right, can make any man, straight that is, fall in lvoe with the woman for which he has chosen for a parter. To gve blowjob is not to jsut suck a penis. But to caress with with nothing but your wet, slippery mouth. To make a man not ejaculate, but to reach montary heaven when he spits his lvoe jucices into your mouth. A real blowjob has many aspects, including, the twist, deep thoat, and to soflty play with his balls. To stop for anything even so much as a breath would be unorthadox, so dont stop untill the pearly gates of heaven is last seen sliding down your throat.
"Damn she gave me such a good blowjob im still cumming in my pants"

"Yo, that new girl, i hear she gives good blowjobs, i heard u don't see the tip of your dick for a week"
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A blow job is basically when a guy's like, "Hey! Wanna suck my dick?" and then a very generous and possibly drunk girl is all like, "Okay." After the initial agreement the guy drops his pants and the girl starts sucking his huge horny boner until and eruption/explosion of cum blinds the girl for life.
After receiving permission from his girlfriend, Johnny the man-whore got his cocked sucked good and hard; it was his grandma's first blow job.
by Captain Penis June 21, 2006
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Activity usually performed by women until they get married.
John: Hey Bob, nice to see you again, it's been a long time..
Bob: Yeah, around 3 years.
John: What happend with Monica? are you still dating?
Bob: No, she is not longer my girlfriend.
John: Oh, what a shame, she use to do such a great blow jobs... upppsss, we'll it doesn't matter now, right?
Bob: mmm...We've got married the last summer.. :(

by Rafo July 20, 2006
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