They turn their phone off thinking that by doing this, all the others who are relying on this man will think it's some kind of rare phone problem and they just can't get through. The truth is far from it, everyone knows the blowout has sneakily turned his phone off. For this man is the blow out king. This man is Chris Singers.
Man 1, 2, 3, 4 "Yeah sounds good"
Singers "Yeah sounds good I'll come...pick up at 8am?"
Group "Yeah see you then, don't let us down Singers we need you for numbers"
Singers "Lads...come on..would I let you down?"
*Man 1, 2, 3 & 4 are waiting outside Singer's House*
Group "Ring, ring, ring, ring"
Singers tucked up in bed "Teee heee, I'm so glad I turned my phone off last night"
Group "Would you believe it...another blow out from the King"
Group *Shouting out the window* "TOOSSSERRR"
Joe: "Oh Jesus, Oh..."
Mike: "What? What's wrong?"
Joe: "That toddler in front of us."
Mike: "Toddler? Oh my, fuck .. Oh the smell."
Joe: "Hey lady! Your little crotch dropping seems to have had a blowout."
True Slut: Ok but yo betta take me to the tanning salon when were done cuz im stahtin to turn white again.
Blow out: Arite whateva the fuck you say you fuckin cunt slut.
True Slut: Hee hee hee, Vinnie you ah so funny.
Blow out: Dats right bitch, I know John Gotti now get in my G35 and suck my dick.
Italian American #2- Yo, props. Took me like 45 mins to get it right. It's a one on the bottom.
Italian American #1- Who did it?
Italian American #2- Joey's Barber in Morris Park