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A safety precaution for when you fart while getting a blow job from a really hot female. After farting, proceed to cum in her nostrils to prevent her from smelling the fart, then blame the noise on her queef.
I was getting a blow job from my dream girl and then I accidentally farted so I had to Blow Dry Her.
by The Blow Dryee June 18, 2009

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