Instead of getting a lap dance from a skinny girl, u get a lap dance from a bigger/husky girl and while her back side is turned to you, she lets a round of queefs in your face.
Guy one: Dude im going to go get a lap dance.
Guy two: Screw that im goin to get a blow dance!
Guy one: What the hell is a blow dance?
Guy two: I'll tell ya this, dont smell me after i get one.