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To get punched in the face when you deserved it.
The Boise State player got Blounted after the football game
by OregonFan9 November 15, 2009
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C - Yo did you see Tom start a fight with 6 dudes?
T - What happened?
C - What do you think? He got Blounted
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Severe sense of altered mental status due to substance abuse of any known kind. Most closely related to smoking large amounts of marijuana.
Damn, 'Cuse was so blounted the other night, I didn't think he would make it home without help.
by DJ Schwizzle January 08, 2004
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