Doing something extremely fun and not speaking about it after
Jesus- Hey James want to go blotting?
James- Whats blotting?
Jesus- Cant tell you but its funnier than sky high!
James- Christ that sounds fun, lets go!
From the Plan B song 'Where ya from'. The implied definition is that to "blot weed" is to smoke it. Derived from East London slang - namely Leytonstone.
Possibly in use at Tom Hood comprehensive school. In 2004 just 29% of the pupils attained 5 A - C grades at GCSE.
Plan B (Ben)'s account of his walk to work:
I'm walking down the street, past the coppers on the beat
Past the shotters blotting weed
Clear for everyone to see, but no-one gives a D,
'Cause this is everyday life.
the process of getting blotto (being fuckin smashed due to intoxication)
"are you going out tonight brah?"
"yeah, we're going blotting up smithys first, you coming?"
"yes bro, i love blotting in smithys, belinda loves me see"
"umm...ok...see u there"
The process of throwing pies on the street and eating them after they have been run over.
The rule of blotting is not to tell people what it is.
It is especially hilarious when people beg you to take them when they do not know what it is.
Ruben: We're all going blotting tonight!
Mary: Take me with you!
Ruben: (Secretly laughs)