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When a young girl becomes a women develops breast's grow's hair longer firms up her butt and start's her period.
Craig : Wow that Kiersten is so damn hot just how do you get to fuck that?
Chad : Well ive known her for quite some time see I used to fuck her mom so I got to watch Kiersten Blossom into the hot young babe she is today.
Craig : So you was just fucking her mom until Kiersten got old enough to fuck?
Chad: You bet but damn her mom was amazing in bed as well!
Craig : So is her mom still single?
Chad : No cause I still fuck her when Kiersten is on her period!
Craig : Nice!
by SlopNChop February 12, 2017
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As explained by the world's foremost perversion afficianado, John Waters, in the director's commentary for "A Dirty Shame", blossoms are the result of having been anally fisted so much that your colon and other internal organs protrude from your sphincter.
I really enjoyed and miss the NBC sitcom "Blossom".
by Curtii August 20, 2005
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1. Leader of the Powerpuff Girls.
2. A flower.
3. A TV sitcom about the teenage redhead who has problem with her life. Lizzie McGuire stole the ideas from Blossom.
1. Hello. Blossom here!
2. The flower blossoms in spring.
3. That TV show, Blossom, was a very dumb show! Switch the channel, dawg!
by ChoujinkiMetalder April 17, 2005
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The result of one's anus after many a object has vigorously and continually penetrated it. This leads to an anal prolapse, being the falling out of the rectum from ones arsehole. The image of this is similar to that of a flower blossoming
Your mother's arsehole has been abused and penetrated so hard that it has begun to blossom
by Ricardo Del Toro May 29, 2007
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Originally a slang word first known in gay groups and fetish circles from the act of using the penis pump on the anus until the rectum, or other bodily organs are turned inside out to become revealed known as the "blossom." The origin of the word came from a gay fanzine in the early nineties of the same title called, "Blossom" published in Philadelphia. The fanzine specialized in amateur photographs sent in by male readers of their blossoms. The fanzine later changed their name and became more well-known in gay circles as "Pump It Up." More recently, gay fisting groups have adopted this word to describe the same action but in the form of extreme fisting.
1. A man used a penis pump on his anus to reveal a huge blossom.
2. His blossom was extremely pink and large in size.
by calvinalexander January 15, 2007
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Hemorrhoid like folds of tissue that hang from the anus caused by excessive fisting.
1. Ever since Johnny got double fisted his blossoms are huge.

2. Johnny's blossoms are so beautiful we had a portrait made of them. That's it hanging over the fireplace.
by Babs Johnson August 06, 2005
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When a gay man has recieved anal fisting so frequently that his balloon knot no longer puckers in, but blossoms out like Mt. St. Helen's.
"Percy and his fudge-packin' pals like to compare their blossoms after a long night of two-fisted fun to see whose is the plumpest."
by Slap-nut March 04, 2007
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