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The sound that most closely approximates the way seals and penguins look. Can also be applied to narwhals, walruses &c. Look at the blorp on that elephant seal. See how the penguins blorp.
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Random garble made up by a random person. It is used to express boredom. So-and-so says:
Blorp. |
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He dropped the marble into the milk and it went *blorp.*
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The sound a cat makes right at the point of expelling a lodged hairball. Usually, the lodged hairball is accompanied by a massive amount of cat vomit. Not to be confused with the hacking required to bring the hairball to the point of expulsion. My cat blorped on the carpet! Cat: hack, cough, sneeze, choke, hack, BLORP!
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First used in Mr. Natural Comix, circa 1968...the sound made when one ejaculates into another's mouth (in Mr. Natural's case, a Big Baby). Similar to the classic Batman onomotopoea's, such as "paff" "oof" or "spwack"...only, dirtier.
Blorp is indicative of not a thin, mealy stream of ejaculate, no...it suggests something grander, more substantial, like a massive snowball of cum. Consider the following dialogue:
Robin: "Mrrrphhh!" Batman: "Oh, oh shit...I'm gonna cum!" *Blorp* Robin: "Whillakers, Batman, that was quite a Bat-load!" |
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An oversized, hideously ugly man or woman who leeches off of anyone around them. I can't believe that blorp tried to steal my lunch!
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An exclamation made while belching Person 1: *Blorp*
Person 2: "Good one." |
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