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To exhibit the symptoms of food poisoning; vomiting, barfing, non-ability to write sketch comedy.
"Eating bad clams is a sure-fire way to make sure you spend the weekend blorching."
by Smith&Kenny September 26, 2011
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The sound that is made after one's head is shot off, and or exploded in an online first person shooter. And a commonly used taunt as well.
"Bitch! You got blorched!"
by Superfly98 April 08, 2008
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A planet home to the slaughtering rat people. Was eventually turned into a Parking Structure Planet.
Having successfully conquered Earth alone, Zim was assigned to Blorch in Operation Impending Doom III due to his retardedness.
by dj gs68 August 14, 2003
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to Vomit or throw up. also a noun referring to vomit
I ate so much I think I might blorch! (or) Dude, Alan just got sick, be careful not to slip in that blorch puddle.
by cliffandkendall April 15, 2010
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the sound that is made when you fist someone
When I fisten her it made a blorching sound.
by pepsiflame May 28, 2005
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to ejaculate forcefully often achieving a distance if many feet!
i blorched so hard on tinas face that she got stuck to the ceiling
by richard February 10, 2005
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Slang for describing phlegm or snot.
When I had a cold, I had a lot of green blorch.
by cubical January 30, 2008
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