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When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.
Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.
by danns March 06, 2013
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While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.
Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.
by Steviepq September 25, 2007
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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A old womans vagina that has had at least six children
Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion
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The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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by ballroad May 12, 2009
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when a male/female sticks their fist up a broads vagina, opens their hand and give their fingers a wiggle.
Brent Dick has no respect for any females/himself so he simply does it without permission. even though 12 year old girls don't know any better, he thinks that since they praise him, they'll let him compared to girls his own age...
He ram's his fist up there and gives them a free ride.
then run's off to his friends.. "guess what, i gave five different 12 year old girls a bloomin onion last week!"
by LaughingAboutBrentDick August 14, 2009
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Right after pulling your penis out of a female's anus, the anus stays wide open for a fraction of a second, resembling a bloomin' onion.
After Steve pulled his stark erection out of Candace's firm buttucks, it resembled a bloomin' onion for what seemed like less than a second.
by D. Snutz June 08, 2003
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Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette
3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion
by cletus McFlapjack April 15, 2010
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