Bloomin' Onion

While giving a girl a hardy fisting you open your hand up and pull out.

Man that was the best Bloomin' Onion ever, I didn't think I would get all my fingers back out.

by Steviepq September 26, 2007

Bloomin' Onion

When you shit through a strainer onto a plate forming a pretty flower of feces.

Art served up his famous bloomin' onion on T.J.'s fine china right after his trip to Chipotle providing a delicate desert for both to enjoy.

by danns March 7, 2013

Bloomin' Onion

A prolapsed asshole.

Dude, I'm fucked up. I stumbled onto some porn where some chick gave herself a Bloomin' Onion! I don't think I'll ever be the same.

by Deathisabusinessman December 6, 2017

Bloomin' Onion

When a prolapse anus is present and you place a small cup of dipping sauce in the center. Any sauce is acceptable but "Bloom Sauce" is the traditional favorite.

I railed her till I gave her a pink sock then realized I had a hankering for a Bloomin' Onion so I grabbed some ranch from the fridge and went to town!

by Tallahassee Tallboy August 12, 2017

Bloomin' Onion

Consists of three or more dicks on chat roulette

3 or more dicks on chat roulette resembling a bloomin' onion

by cletus McFlapjack April 16, 2010

bloomin onion

a complete idiot.

the editors of urban dictionary are bloomin onions.

by ballroad May 12, 2009

bloomin onion

A old womans vagina that has had at least six children

Ronnie's mom has one nasty bloomin onion

by blah blah blah durka durka muhamid ji'had April 11, 2006