A major explosion that shapes like a flower similar to the mushroom shape like a Hydrogen makes.
"Diedara threw a clay bomb and it went *Bloom*"
The miraculous act claimed by some where an infintesimally small penis gets alot bigger when erect. Almost always a lie-- they usually just have a small penis.
Upon being pantsed, everyone laughed at Brandon's small wiener. He claimed it really bloomed. I for one doubted it!
Verb: The act of having explosive diarrhea
and accidentally getting feces
on your balls; the act of defecating
on someone else's balls in order for them to be pleasured by the act.
"Damn. After that Chipotle we ate last night, I ended up accidentally blooming. My balls looked like they were dipped in chocolate."
"Sandy bloomed on my balls last night before sex. The warmth turned me on to no end."
a skinny stone cold annoying idiot. who only speaks of sports when his team is winning. mention the fact his team lost and he loses his mind. also, this creature is known to wear man capri's and chases heavy set females. this being has no friends outside of his work enviroment
That guy wearing all the new york gear while living in south jersey is a bloom.
(verb) the act of gaping a woman's anus so much that when you pull out, her innards literally 'bloom' out of her like a flower opening it's pedals. also referred to as an ass tulip
"That chick didn't just get gaped, I made that ass bloom!"
Nickname for the town of Bloomsburg. You know...the drinking town with a college problem. Also nickname for the college itself (Bloomsburg University).
Let's go back to bloom to hit up some parties that aren't as crazy as Penn State's.
1. to have sexual intercourse without a condom
2. to ejaculate on someone
"Dude, he totally bloomed her last night."