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n. A woman's vagina, with or without muff, at the bloodiest point of a menstral cycle.
"I was getting at this pig last night, ready to get my weasel wet, until I saw that bloody hatchet mark leaking like a sieve, so I chose to go around back and penetrate that turd cutter."

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