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Bloody Violin: is basically saying your gonna cut your self alot,
and the noise of your pain is the music from the instrument of your blade.
Random Guy #1:Hey so where did Ted go?
Random Guy #2:Dunno his friend said he was gonna go play the bloody violin, what ever that means
Random Guy #3: Face palm , you guys stupid , he's at home cutting him self . His arm is the violin and the blade is what makes the man cry out in pain, therefore playing the bloody violin.
by Charles with fire August 19, 2010

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