A bloody Russian is when your girlfriend / wife gets sick of your drunk ass & decides to piss in your vodka, adding a touch of period blood. Blame it on the Grenadine & cherries & make him a nice drink.
wife "Hi honey, had a hard day? Let me make you a nice cocktail."
husband "Yeah bitch, make yourself useful and make me a few."
wife "Sure thing sweety. Extra cherries? I call it a bloody Russian"
A mixture of Coke, cranberry juice and vodka mixed to take the appearance of blood.
Jim sat down at the bar and ordered a Bloody Russian.
1. Smirnoff Ice topped off with a shot of Chamborg.
2. Tasty mix invented by the Bellinator
Jesus Christ man, 8.50 for a Bloody Russian. You guys SUCK!!!
When a woman gets around to her time of the month, she keeps her menstrual spillage in a pitcher and puts it in the fridge. The next time she has sexual intercourse, she shares it with her partner as a tasty treat.
Dude, Veronica totally hosted a bloody russian last night, it was fucking disgusting.