A twist on the poplar Bloody Mary, but with double the alcohol.
Two Bloody Gary's please - I am hung over and need a jumpstart!
The same as a Bloody Mary, but the waiter tea bags the drink before serving.
Waiter: How may I help you today?
Douche: I will have a Bloody Mary, and make it extra strong.
Waiter prior to serving Bloody Gary: This should do. (Tea Bags Douches drink).