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4.
When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
by cityondown123426 May 31, 2008
 
1.
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
by Tria O'Three February 22, 2010
 
2.
The Bloody Crumpets are Emilie Autumn's brigade of backing dancers/singers and the rest of the Asylum (not counting Emilie and the Muffins/Plague Rats/fans). This troupe of girls give her live shows (famous for their muffins and tea, extravagant performances, electric violin playing, glittery corsets and audience interaction), even more of a circus-like feel. Not only backing dancers and singers, the Crumpets have a very big part in the Asylum, co-existing happily among Emilie and fans, and many of the fans attend the live show to see them as well as Emilie - in fact, many of her fans are fans of the Crumpets as well and members of Veronica's Kissing Army, Contessa's Cannibal Tribe, Captain Maggot's Pyrate Crew, etc.

As of 2011, the lineup currently consists of:
The Naughty Veronica
The Lady Aprella
The Blessed Contessa
Captain Maggots
Suffer, the Bear.
The best things about Emilie Autumn concerts are her amazing songs, the effort put into it, and of course, the Bloody Crumpets.
by misspipedream April 06, 2011
 
3.
When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.
"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."
by crazylegsmcgee February 05, 2009