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3. Bloody Crumpet
When you give a girl oral when she's on her period.
Guy 1: Damn, I had to give my girl head last night, but she's on her period!
Guy 2: So it was a bloody crumpet?
1. Bloody Crumpet
1. The rest of the members of the asylum. Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets.

2. A strumpet or slut.

3. A Cuss word.
1.) Emilie Autumn and the Bloody Crumpets are my favorite band ever.

2.) Oh my, look at that little bloody crumpet! Her skirt is so short!

3.) Oh bloody crumpets! I just dropped my phone in the gutter!
2. Bloody Crumpet
When the tip of the dick, the crumpet, begins to bleed from over stimulation.
"That hoe last night went to hard and gave me the worst bloody crumpet."
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