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1.
A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Dr. Angela Wallenbrock July 16, 2008
 
2.
A stubbornly inept and incompetent person; particularly a coworker who continually does tasks the wrong way, despite having been shown the correct way numerous times. Generally sloth-like in behavior and appearance, yet perks up willfully when prompted by the presence of those in charge.
"I have several guys I work with that are just lazy blood sausages that do absolutely nothing. To boot, they bitch when they have to work. I have actually witnessed people purposely sabotaging jobs to get out of working them. So I stopped complaining about my 'blood sausage' co-worker's lack of abilities, as I realize it's going to keep me needed around here..."
by Digital Crap Shoveler August 02, 2008
 
3.
After having sex with a girl on her period, she proceeds to fellate the still bloody penis.
When I woke up to the red scare, I realized that the night before she took a hefty helping of blood sausage.
by Rascly Roommate May 02, 2009
 
4.
The state of a penis right after intercourse with a vagina in her period.
I didn't notice she was in her period so I went ahead and banged her without a condom, she gave me the worst case of blood sausage ever!
by Vizantieca November 02, 2010
 
5.
When a guy fucks a girl on her period. Ergo sausage being a euphemism for the penis, and because their is menstrual blood on it, it is a blood sausage.
I slept with my girlfriend who was on her period. When I pulled out, I had a blood sausage.
by JBooker December 08, 2013
 
6.
Livestock intestines still full with blood that are then stuffed with oatmeal, onions, and/or rice. Often part of the English full breakfast, known as <black pudding>.
The best part of the full english breakfast is the <blood sausage>!
by Bloody chubber August 19, 2011
 
7.
A very red looking vagina. The "Blood Sausage" has many different lips and is most terribly unattractive.
Guy #1 - Eww, dude look at what this girl sent me!

Guy #2 - That is absolutely disgusting! It looks like a "Blood Sausage".
by NativeProd September 11, 2011